Thursday, January 8, 2009

Duane Reade Rules

If Duane Reade is going to take over this city (oh wait, they already have), I think they need to install a uniform policy that each store be laid out in the exact same fashion. I am fucking tired of walking into the one on 98th and Broadway and looking for toothpaste in the spot where it's kept at the one on 102nd and Broadway. And keep all the ATMs in the same place too. Nothing worse than running in there and not being able to locate the motherfucking machine. The one on 88th and Broadway is nearly imposible to find as is the one on 94th and Broadway...or is it 95th and Broadway.

If you are going to rule my life, at least do it in an orderly fashion.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, such an important and vital topic!

Any chance the layouts are different because each of the respective buildings are built...differently?

Rambler said...

While some are differnt in size, most seem to be EXACTLY THE SAME IN SIZE. As for the importance and vitality of the topics, I refer you to the subtitle of the blog.

Anonymous said...

What you need that toothpaste for, Rambler? You ain't got no teeth to brush.