Pitch Count

Enough with the pitch counts. I don't care whether Joba has thrown 77 or 78 pitches. Do they think he'll turn into a pumpkin on his 80th pitch?

Lets apply the pitch count to other aspects of life.

Announcer 1: Little worried here. Rambler's is approaching his 50 stroke count on today's whack.

Announcer 2: Well, you know the bosses may just want to see how far he can go today. It may not necessarily be about the actual count. I mean that 39th stroke looked as strong as his first.

Announcer 1: True, but they're trying to bring him along slowly and if he strains his arm here he may not be able to get as many strokes next Tuesday.

Announcer 2: And the porn sites may be holding out their good clips just hoping to draw more strokes out of him and send him home early.

I think you get the idea.