OK, in anticipation of this week's Larry King-Paris Hilton sitdown, I thought I'd offer a preview.
LK: Welcome back, everyone and thanks for joining us for a very special interview with Paris Hilton. Paris, how are you?
PH: I'm fine, Larry and I'm just so glad to be here.
LK: How was jail.
PH: It was a learning experience that will change my life.
LK: Now, you are some kind of heiress?
PH: Yes.
LK: You own hotels, right?
PH: We did.
LK: You know what I like in a hotel? A good mini-bar. Do your hotels have good mini-bars?
PH: I think they do. I don't actually stay in them.
LK: And porn, I need good porn.
PH: Well...
LK: You did a movie once right?
PH: Uh, I really don't want to talk about that.
LK: I had a hard time following it, the green screen and all. OK, time for a commercial.
This would be funnier if you could hear me doing my Larry King impersination, which isn't too bad.
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