Watching an ad for KFC's new spicy wings (come on, feel the excitement) and I'm reminded of a story everyone says happened at their college. It's the old, guy eats spicy wings or chips and particularly hot salsa then later finds himself getting intimate with a woman and, having not washed hands before engaging in heavy petting, you can figure the rest out.
Just want to know if this ever really happened.
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Wash your hands in 5 parts water to one part bleach and you will never have to find out.
Maybe rub your eyes before you get involved with that sort of activity, just to be sure.
Yes, It has happened. We went to a Nepalese place that's still in Madison. I want to sue them to this day. Anyway, we wennt back to the house and started heavy petting. She suddenly jumped back and ran to the bathroom. I never got another shot.
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